Area 51 vs. Calling the Doctor
It’s always a struggle to admit that I’m human. That I get sick. Yet when I found myself up coughing and Googling 19th century cough remedies at 5 a.m., I realized I ought to maybe see about visiting a doctor. Maybe. So I crowd sourced the question:
Q: If I cough up an alien life form, should I mail it to Area 51, or call my doctor?
A: Doctor, Area 51 will already know about it.*
*Quip credit James Bickford, with special thanks to the PRISM program.