The most ridiculous horoscope EVER.
Okay, I know that they say that these are for entertainment purposes only, but it’s kind of crazy when they promise you a “life-changing” day. This was mine for Thursday.
Aquarius: Daily Extended
Daily Extended for October 6, 2011
The excitement you feel today might be late in coming, but what it lacks in punctuality it will more than make up for in impact. In short, the universe has something planned for you today that will change your life. Expect a shocker late in the day, and prepare to change your upcoming plans and your schedule significantly. Let the news sink in slowly, and don’t go blabbing it all over town. This is your information, and it should stay with you for a while.